teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com

nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

cakeybots:

"no sir mr.johnson" says caroline before slapping his gross old face and leaving aperture

satsuki-chan:

otomega:

Ask-Beetlejuice part two!

Here’s some more sketches from my old ask blog- out of context and stupid as ever. He was the BEST fun to RP.

I MISS THESE DAYS MORE THAN I MISS ICE CREAM NOW THAT I’M LACTOSE INTOLERANT *sobs into hankie*

mervley:

ok but

  • young engineers activating music player on their omni tools instead of overload
  • young adepts filming biotic explosion vids for the extranet
  • young vanguards sneezing and accidentally charging
  • young sentinels showing off to each other with their customized tech armor
  • young soldiers getting knocked out by the recoil of the concussive shot because they are still not used to it
  • young infiltrators not knowing how to fully cloak themselves and getting caught pulling pranks
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rnints:

ieg:

sensei:

commanderabutt:

fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

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this site is absolutely TOO MUCH

incredible

this is the last straw. im out